Sleep Talk

- Attempted to snuggle with him and he said, "Don't make me put you in time out"

- One night he farted, woke up enough to giggle about it and then fell right back asleep.

- "Waffles! No Pankcakes"

( To Be Updated )

Issues

Snotty sob fest over something random...

"Mommy, I need tissues for my issues."

Car Ride

Dorian: Can I eat this?
Meia: What is that? Where did you get that?
Dorian: *impatient sigh* Can I eat it?
Meia: If you found that in the back seat... It's probably really old.
Dorian: *stares*
Meia: I really wouldn't eat that if I were you
Dorian: I want to eat it, not you
Meia: *stares*
Dorian: So... can I eat it?
Meia: NO!

Thankful

Thanksgiving project for school


What are you thankful for:
Kid1: Mommy and daddy
Kid 2: My family and toys
Kid 3: Mommy and pets


My kid...... wait for it... TURKEY