Old People
"You're really old."
"Have you lost your teeth?"
"You have a lot of stripes!" (referring to wrinkles)
Overweight People
"Mommy! Look! He's really fat!" (that is, in fact, a woman -_-)
"Wow, you're really BIG." (after multiple conversations regarding not calling ppl fat)
"You must be really strong. You are so big" (to a woman *facepalm*)
Last but not least...
"Mommy, my penis is getting bigger!"
(all while a guy in the aisle is dying of laughter - like straight losing it - as I'm trying to explain that certain conversations aren't for public places)
I just...can't.
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